Apollo’s Pad is a new online comedy series about a bunch of degenerate puppets trying to pull off a web variety show from their own bar. ApollosPad.TVTumblr (3.0; @apollospad)http://apollospad.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="242" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H3GEthg4akg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>APOLLO !NODDDD</p>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254606166http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254606166Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:19:38 -0500apollopimpfuck yeah puppets<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pzAIZN9HuFg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>APOLLO!</p>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254605314http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254605314Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:18:39 -0500puppet pimp<iframe width="400" height="242" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5FXbzhWqIpU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/242229691/countriesvideo">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Recently, I was asked to do some PA work, and since that is what I do to make the real mad cash, I said yes. This is how I ended up in a video with Mo Rocca, who you might know from <i>The Tomorrow Show, Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, The Daily Show,</i><i> Iron Chef</i>, and some of those VH1 talking head shows. He has been on a lot of “Shows.”</p> <p>Anyway, I really need Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay to discover me, so if you know that either of them read your blog, it would be super awesome if you could reblog this… I guess it would be cool if George Lucas saw it too.</p> <p>This company <a href="http://www.maketheworldyourhome.com">oakwood.com</a> paid for it all. I am going to try to pitch a travel show where I just go check up on their apartments. Maybe it will be called, <i>The Super Super</i>.</p> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254604557http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254604557Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:17:49 -0500<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/7712584" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/250290776/molls-cares-about-molls-so-much-that-she-wants-to">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Molls cares about Molls so much that she wants to marry Molls.</p> <p>I guess that her asking the question is, in fact, an answer to the question. Right?</p> <p>Deep… Deep… Really deep.</p> <p><a href="http://molls.tumblr.com/post/250065572/molls-will-you-marry-me">molls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Molls, will you marry me?</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254604192http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254604192Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:17:25 -0500“Billy is like a dumb Atticus Finch - Loved in many ways… for many intangibles.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Chuck, <i>on the topic of the original <b>Melrose Place</b></i></p> <p><b><i><img src="http://www.screencaptures.net/s/shue05.jpg" width="300" height="222"/><img src="http://www.yellowhammerpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Gregory-Peck-as-Atticus-Finch.jpg" width="252" height="300"/></i></b></p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/">chuckhistory</a>)</p></em>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254603765http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254603765Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:16:57 -0500<p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/251162239/troll-2-documentary">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>First, let me say that if you haven’t seen <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_2">Troll 2</a>, you should rent it or steal it from the internet immediately.</p> <p>Second, the <a href="http://bestworstmovie.com">Best Worst Movie</a> threatens to be a very entertaining documentary. It is a documentary about the making of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_2">Troll 2</a>.</p> <p>Third, I am currently trying to arrange a private screening of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_2">Troll 2</a> and <a href="http://bestworstmovie.com">Best Worst Movie</a> back to back. Do you live in LA? Would you want to attend? If you don’t live in LA, would you be willing to fly or drive to LA to attend this event?</p> <p><a href="http://bestworstmovie.com"><img src="http://bestworstmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/img_7816-pola1-842x1024.jpg" width="442" height="512"/></a></p> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254603431http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254603431Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:16:36 -0500“Maybe the lack of respect for ‘sitting’ stems from the fact that one little “h” can transform the word that represents the act into a vulgar and offensive gerund. Words do have power, even just ‘sitting’ on a page.”<br/><br/> - <em>Chuck, <i>on the topic of sitting</i> (via <a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/">chuckhistory</a>)</em>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254603125http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254603125Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:16:15 -0500<iframe width="400" height="242" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/k3gkS1VTAoA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/251456201/this-is-the-music-video-for-basketball-a-song">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is the music video for BASKETBALL, a song created from the poem BASKETBALL, written by my roommate Kate when she was 8 years old and the Poet Laureate of Jacksonville, Florida. This playful, yet self aware song is mean to inspire everyone, no matter how young or how old, to get out there and play BASKETBALL. <br/><br/><br/>Lyrics by Chuck McCarthy and Kate McManus <br/>Music by Chuck McCarthy</p> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254602854http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254602854Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:15:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg3ndZB3x1qz8xp0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/251613874/you-are-not-alone-1-i-totally-thought-she-was-a">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You are not alone.</p> <p>1. I totally thought she was a boy the whole movie!</p> <p>2. I totally forgot she… well, he, it, was in that movie!</p> <p><a href="http://kl7.tumblr.com/post/251612167/for-45-minutes-of-panic-room-i-thought-kristen">kl7</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For 45 minutes of ‘Panic Room’ I thought Kristen Stewart’s character was a boy.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254602523http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254602523Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:15:29 -0500<iframe width="400" height="242" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sYDPIyyrXho?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/251618860/i-received-a-mysterious-package-in-the-mail-today">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I received a mysterious package in the mail today…</p> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254602075http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254602075Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:14:58 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthar8iauU1qzmc21o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/252272962/from-now-on-if-anyone-ever-accuses-me-of-not">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>From now on, if anyone ever accuses me of not being deep, I’ll just show them this.</p> <p><a href="http://fightfirewithariot.tumblr.com/post/252258041/chuckhistory">fightfirewithariot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>@<b><a>chuckhistory</a></b></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254601849http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254601849Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:14:41 -0500<p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/253205242/why-am-i-up-at-9am-on-sunday-morning">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Last night, after my quasi-ritualistic trip to Sizzler, I had several opportunities to go do “things.” “Things,” of course, means going and getting drunk.</p> <p>Instead, I decided that I was going to work on my romcom. Sizzler’s endless salad bar had inspired me to finish my romcom of endless entertainment. But, after writing two more brilliant pages, I got distracted and started reading<b><i> You Can Negotiate Anything</i></b>, one of the most amazing books I have come across in a while.</p> <p>Besides just being a fairly interesting read, it is dated, making it even more entertaining in the same way that Gordon Gecko’s cell phone and the “cutting edge” computers make many scenes from <i><b>Wall Street </b></i>laughable today. Furthermore, I have started imagining what it must have been like at the time that this book was on the best seller list for 9 months, how annoying everyone would have been, having read this book, and imagining themselves to be the most amazing negotiators because of it. Moreover, I have also been drawing correlations between this book and <i><b>Fight Club</b></i>. I strongly believe that <i><b>Fight Club</b></i> is based almost directly on this book, so much so that I have been contemplating writing an annotated and supplemented version of <i><b>You Can Negotiate Anything</b></i>, using still frame and quotes from the <i><b>Fight Club</b></i> movie.</p> <p>Negotiate that bitches!</p> <p><img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/8/5/7/0/4/ar119773484940758.jpg" width="239" height="400"/><img src="http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/fight-club.jpg" width="320" height="398"/></p> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254601481http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254601481Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:14:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj895jucr1qznvrxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/253522400/this-is-kinda-how-i-feel-right-now-but-with">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is kinda how I feel right now… but with thicker eyebrows.</p> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254601227http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254601227Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:13:55 -0500“I wonder if the Catholic Church has ever considered decreeing ‘makeovers’ sacrilegious.”<br/><br/> - <em>Chuck,<i> on the topic of makeovers</i> (via <a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/">chuckhistory</a>)</em>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254600967http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254600967Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:13:37 -0500“When women get makeovers…”<br/><br/> - <em>Chuck, <i>on the topic of makeovers </i> (via <a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/">chuckhistory</a>)</em>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254600772http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254600772Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:13:22 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_254600491" src="http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254600491/audio_player_iframe/apollospad/tumblr_ktjrjq4Py61qznvrx?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fapollospad%2F254600491%2Ftumblr_ktjrjq4Py61qznvrx" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/253991304/it-looks-like-things-are-moving-forward-with-my">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It looks like things are moving forward with my plans to arrange a private screening of Troll 2 and Best Worst Movie.</p> <p>If you don’t know what I am talking about, <a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/251162239/troll-2-documentary">CLICK HERE</a> to see my previous post.</p> <p>I have even begun to search for a drink sponsor for the even, so we can get some free drinks. I don’t like it when things are billed as parties etc. here in LA, and they really promoting a night at a bar with maybe some free Vitamin Water.</p> <p>There are some pretty amazing adult beverage companies out there. This is music from one of said company’s websites…</p> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254600491http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/254600491Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:13:01 -0500<iframe width="400" height="242" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5FXbzhWqIpU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is some animaniacs shit.</p> <p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/242229691/countriesvideo">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Recently, I was asked to do some PA work, and since that is what I do to make the real mad cash, I said yes. This is how I ended up in a video with Mo Rocca, who you might know from <i>The Tomorrow Show, Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, The Daily Show,</i><i> Iron Chef</i>, and some of those VH1 talking head shows. He has been on a lot of “Shows.”</p> <p>Anyway, I really need Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay to discover me, so if you know that either of them read your blog, it would be super awesome if you could reblog this… I guess it would be cool if George Lucas saw it too.</p> <p>This company <a href="http://www.maketheworldyourhome.com">oakwood.com</a> paid for it all. I am going to try to pitch a travel show where I just go check up on their apartments. Maybe it will be called, <i>The Super Super</i>.</p> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/249216026http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/249216026Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:00:24 -0500puppetanimaniacs“Blocked this annoying arrogant fat ass! >:|”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/AnnonymZooeyFan"><b>AnnonymZooeyFan</b></a> (via <a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/">chuckhistory</a>)</em>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/249215073http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/249215073Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:59:27 -0500puppet<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_249214716" src="http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/249214716/audio_player_iframe/apollospad/tumblr_ktbk2cR9mj1qznvrx?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fapollospad%2F249214716%2Ftumblr_ktbk2cR9mj1qznvrx" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/248699778/lady-at-cvs-a-while-ago-part-1">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lady at CVS a while ago Part 1</p> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/249214716http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/249214716Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:59:10 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_249214406" src="http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/249214406/audio_player_iframe/apollospad/tumblr_ktbk6joPtL1qznvrx?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fapollospad%2F249214406%2Ftumblr_ktbk6joPtL1qznvrx" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chuckmccarthy.com/post/248701608/lady-at-cvs-a-while-ago-part-2">chuckhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lady at CVS a while ago Part 2</p> </blockquote>http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/249214406http://apollospad.tumblr.com/post/249214406Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:58:55 -0500