November 2009
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Molls cares about Molls so much that she wants to marry Molls.
I guess that her asking the question is, in fact, an answer to the question. Right?
Deep… Deep… Really deep.
molls:
Molls, will you marry me?
“Billy is like a dumb Atticus Finch - Loved in many ways… for many intangibles.”
– Chuck, on the topic of the original Melrose Place
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Troll 2 Documentary
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First, let me say that if you haven’t seen Troll 2, you should rent it or steal it from the internet immediately.
Second, the Best Worst Movie threatens to be a very entertaining documentary. It is a documentary about the making of Troll 2.
Third, I am currently trying to arrange a private screening of Troll 2 and Best Worst Movie back to back. Do you live in LA? Would you want...
“Maybe the lack of respect for ‘sitting’ stems from the fact that one little “h”...”
– Chuck, on the topic of sitting (via chuckhistory)
Why am I up at 9am on Sunday Morning?
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Last night, after my quasi-ritualistic trip to Sizzler, I had several opportunities to go do “things.” “Things,” of course, means going and getting drunk.
Instead, I decided that I was going to work on my romcom. Sizzler’s endless salad bar had inspired me to finish my romcom of endless entertainment. But, after writing two more brilliant pages, I got distracted and started...
“I wonder if the Catholic Church has ever considered decreeing ‘makeovers’...”
– Chuck, on the topic of makeovers (via chuckhistory)
“When women get makeovers…”
– Chuck, on the topic of makeovers (via chuckhistory)
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It looks like things are moving...
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“Blocked this annoying arrogant fat ass! >:|”
– AnnonymZooeyFan (via chuckhistory)
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Lady at CVS a while ago Part 1
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Lady at CVS a while ago Part 2
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“Have you ever thought about what ‘getting out of bed’ really means?”
– Chuck, on the topic of getting out of bed (via chuckhistory)
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“Once you ‘get out of bed,’ what do you have to show for it? Do you really ‘get’...”
– Chuck, on the topic of getting out of bed (via chuckhistory)
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This is a song in progress.
I am...
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“For some reason people seem to respect standing more than sitting, but I ask...”
– Chuck, on the topic of sitting (via chuckhistory)
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Latest Fan Mail
Yo I got fans.
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This fan mail is making me seriously consider leaving my job as a successful sports journalist, selling my house in the city, and moving to a farm to write my novel…
“I’M SUPER SERIOUS ABOUT THIS SO PLEASE READ THIS
i read your Attracting Todays Women post… i’m just going to reiterate that you should write a book seriously i don’t want to keep harping, but as i...
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“Sitting is a skill that must be learned. When I was a little boy, I had no...”
– Chuck, on the topic of sitting (via chuckhistory)
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Attracting Today's Woman
I used to manage the Hi-Fives.
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Back in college, my friend Gary’s mom had no faith in his ability to score with chicks, or more accurately, she desperately wanted proof that he wasn’t gay. He wasn’t and isn’t gay, but she couldn’t wrap her head around him not having girlfriends to bring home for Thanksgiving like his cookie cutter frat boy brothers (actual brothers in frats not...
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“It’s easy to forget about Dre if you never felt like you really knew him.”
– Chuck, on the topic of relationships (via chuckhistory)
-plays Tik Tok-
WHAT?
tinyxo:
lol
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Sarah Palin & Oprah Let The Innuendos Fly
I don’t know if I’ll “come” either there Oprah.
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Do Sarah Palin and Oprah understand what kind of creepy sexual innuendos they are making in this clip from an interview that will be airing today? Watch and be the judge.
